What is a mermaid specialist exactly? A writing, traveling, surf-loving Lauren McCabe. Photo by Daniel Morris
I am such a fan of wacky job titles that I created my own when I as a senior college: “Mermaid Specialist.“ It had backing—I was writing a novel about mermaids, and I was slowly starting to cultivate my writing, traveling, and surf-loving brand in conjunction with the idea of a traveling, writing, surf-loving mermaid.
Guess what? It stuck. At my first job after college, one of my bosses called me Merm, and to our more creative clients I was introduced as the mermaid who surfs in New York City.
Ah, good times in New York City.
An employer that has the guts and creative spirit to conjure up wacky job titles probably wants to attract a certain type of personality—someone who can get the job done as readily as they can step back and have a little fun. That’s why I’m a HUGE fan of wacky titles— in my mind, you know that this employer understands that life is a healthy balance of work and fun.
So check out these wacky job titles. Any seem awesome? Some are open right now, so apply! And if you still are on the hunt for jobs, check out KODA, we have lots and lots of jobs.
My oh my, which one of these beers would go best with fish? Or steak? Or Mozarella cheese? After the six pack program at Harpoon, you'll know, and you'll also have a job in sales or marketing!
1.) Harpoon Six-Pack Program — No, it’s not a grueling drinking regiment to prepare for Mardi Gras day in New Orleans, and it’s definitely not a cruel name for Rehab. The Six-Pack Program is Harpoon’s professional development program that launches your career in the beer industry.
In fact, it’s designed for people who have absolutely no clue about beer, which if you don’t know how to pair a fine micro brew with Gruyere cheese, includes you.
This is the best part: After you finish the fulltime paid Six Pack Program, Harpoon will actually place you in a sales or marketing position tailored to your strengths. Great opportunity for recent grads!
THE SCRUM MASTER. Actually, a scrum master is just a really awesome project manager, but come on, with a title like that, shouldn't you be required to wear a wizard hat?
2. The Scrum Master– I found this job posting by Geocent and I immediately thought: Lord of the Rings. Then I looked up the the definition of Scrum in Wikipedia and I thought: I need the help of a Scrum Master to explain what Scrum is:
“Scrum is an iterative, incremental framework for project management and agile software development.”
“ Ahhhhh Scrum Master! What does it all mean?!”
This is when a real scrum master would swoop down and say. “Worry not young Scrum, it’s just a way of managing projects. I, the Scrum
Master, am really just a project manager.”
Okay, much better.
In fact, this particular job posting by Geocent makes it clear that the crux of The Scrum Master is someone who knows hot to organize and facilitate a team:
The Scrum Master should know:
When to lead and when to follow,
When to be directive and when to encourage collaboration and consensus,
How to use intrinsic and well as extrinsic motivators to keep people engaged,
I feel like The Scrum Master should definitely wear a cape.
You're a ninja? I've got a great technical writing job for you where you wear your ninja suit to work everyday
3. Technical Writer—Admit it, the job title “technical writer” conjures up images of nerds who spend all their time wasting away into a pile of flabby goo in some musty corner of a library. Yuck.
Not the technical writers at Red Hat.
According to this job description, a technical writer must also:
* Wear a ninja suit to work*
Come again?
As if that needed more explanation, an asterisk next to the description points out that this is *optional. So glad wearing a ninja suit to work is optional, but why opt out?
4. Director of Chaos— This zany job title has become so popular that SimplyHired even has a salary listing for it. Yes, the average Director of Chaos makes about 48K a year.
A Director of Chaos can be anything from someone who plans a big, crazy event, to someone who facilitates interactions within the office.
5. CCO, Chief Customer Officer– Here at KODA, we love our users so much that we dance in their honor and tweet out jobs to them personally every Monday because we know the job search can be tough and lonely.
So we also love companies like Hershey’s, Oracle, and Samsung that dig their customers enough to hire a “Chief Customer Officer,” someone who’s entire purpose is to ensure that all their customers are brimming over with joy.